skipping straight to sex

2009-10-10T10:22:00.000-07:00

YOU LOUSY BUNCH. The last time this poor thing got updated was 9 flipping months ago.

T_T
fail blog is fail

2009-01-06T01:57:00.001-08:00

my arse is not skinny.

2008-12-29T21:47:00.001-08:00

This blog is soo dead, I tell you. DEAD.

Anyway, in the spirit of being completely gratified with Christmas and results and all, I bid you all..

CONGRATULATIONS~~

Even if some of us didn't get what we wanted, I'll say congrats because I know that you worked your skinny arses off, and that definitely deserves a big fat "Well Done!" to your face.

Love,
Ezri.

P/S - UPDATE DAMMIT!

The Not-So-Christmassy Nazi

2008-12-12T07:56:00.001-08:00

Heyo babeses.
Obviously yours truly has been bored recently.
:) :
Hence. New layout.

If you hate it, change it.
I have no feelings that you can hurt.
Lol.

*edit*
AND I FORGOT TO PUT JOEVY UP THERE. Man, I'm so sorry, baby. ):

I'll go re-do the header later. And maybe I'll change Jill's head too haha. Cause she said it's too big. x-)

AND PEOPLE. POST, FOR GOODNESS' SAKES.

-Kris

Stupid, edited layout

2008-12-10T02:52:00.000-08:00

Erm. Hello
Due to complaints that too much scrolling is needed thanks to the layout. I've tried fixing it.
I made the the posts bar wider and the sidebar wider and longer.

So the background's gonna look like this

instead of this

The sidebars look very..distant in edited one. But what do you guys think?
Use it or what?

-Ezz

Eyesore layout

2008-12-07T10:11:00.000-08:00

I know it's 2.13 right now...but..
Yello people.

Kays. Wonderful, wonderful Christmas Nazi Kristal emailed me a pretty layout yesterday together with her endless rant of my email add being too long. Ahem, I like long things, Kris.HOMAIGAWD that sounded so wrong

The layout = Pitch perfect.

One problem though. When I previewed it just now, it looked like...mash potatoes.
As in everything was smashed in together. The posts weren't where they were supposed to be, the header had disappeared, and the text was screwed [And yes Jo, it makes brains cry].
It just, sucked.

I thought it was just a random Firefox browser problem. So I tried it on IE, Opera, Safari, Chrome and Flock. For the record, yeah, I have a lot of web browsers.
So, IT DOESN'T WORK.

It's retarded and hopeless.

Guhh, someone else do it. I'm hopeless and I'm taking a break. Just you wait till the day I start speaking in CSS codes because of HTML.

Luff,
Ezz

[Edit]

*stoops over and dies*
I hate HTML, seriously.

But I can safely say, after 2 hours of fixing up that gawddamn pretty layout, it's looks slightly better now.
I still don't like how we need to scroll so much though. It's overflow is on scroll so yeah, I don't know how to fix it. It's either the x tag or the y or the auto or hidden tag. See, I told you I'll end up speaking in CSS codes one day.

On top of that, the background image is like THAT. With small grey boxes. So yup, you've gotta scroll to do anything so that nothing looks out of place
I still can't get my mind off the big white empty place on the right though.
It's so..vacant.

But this is the best I can do.
So now bitches, proclaim your undying love for me.

Oh and do this blog a favour and get more authors, please. I would do it, but I'm not sure about all your Google account email adds.

Love,
Ezri

2008-12-06T07:25:00.000-08:00

IT'S CHRISTMAS!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
YOU ALL BETTER BE VERY HAPPY I WANNA SEE MEGA WATT SMILES
YOUR PARENTS DIDN'T PAY 50 BUCKS A YEAR FOR PUBLIC SCHOOL TO SEE FALTERING MOPEY EMO ETIQUETTE-LESS LITTLE GIRLS AT CHRISTMAS I TELL YOU.

*BIG BIG BIG BEAM*
HELLO, EVERYBODY.
CHRISTMAS NAZI'S BACK.

IT ONLY GETS HAPPIER FROM HERE.

(:

we need a display picture T.T

2008-12-05T18:15:00.000-08:00

Yo people. I've news, and a problem.

Sad to confess, we don't have a display picture yet. We need one, not sure why's it so important. ~~I'm conceited and I don't like the emptiness that's why :D~~
BUT, it's highly unlikely that the interwebz will have any random Skipping Straight To Sex icon without any disturbingly obscene part of the human anatomy flashing with neon text going "something something adult friend finder blah blah hardcore sex download video blah"
Bleh, I bet we all refuse to have porn-in-standstill as a display picture despite the blog title being skipping straight to sex.

I think you know where this is all going.
I'm just going to Photoshop a proper display picture.
I did it just now, but it looked dreadfully bland. [It was black and white. I seriously don't know what colour you guys like. So there, black and white. What colour is sex anyway?]
Seeing that godawful plain piece of crap, I figured I'll just do an icon instead. As in those animated kinds with flashy words and our signature ' :D '

Currently, I'm in a really stupid predicament...I DON'T KNOW WHICH FONT TO USE.
Trust me on this one, when you have 596 fonts with nearly half of them looking alike, you kind of get perplexed trying to choose a proper one.
Right now, my choice is Century Gothic. It's simple and it looks cool.
If you got better suggestions, just tell me. I won't bite =)
Anyhoo, I'm gonna go ahead and test drive Century Gothic first. I think I'll post the results here later.

Happy Christmas [oh shuddup],
Ezz

[Edit]
WTF. Blogger's being a bitch and won't let me upload a gif. format.
Fine, I post here.
Now bitches, tell me whether I need to fix everything or not.

[Edit again]

Hoeyeash. Wonders of HTML :) I managed to post it up in HTML format.One problem, it's not the profile display picture. BITCH.

YOU GUYS -jolee

2008-12-03T00:45:00.000-08:00

OH MY DONGBANG IN A TREE

YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FOUND WHILE TRAWLING THE INTERNETS

...how many of you like Prince William?

stfu this is the best I can find

There...that ex-leng zhai (ex because he's kinda...mehh now) from England that one leh...anyways. Ye gads before Gaejoong and friends (spelling intentional yo) came fapping along, I wanted to marry him and be like, the Queen of England or something.

Srs. People last time very leng zhai ok. Anywho

AJKSDJKSA

MY BRAIN.

BLEEDING.

CONVULSING.

I BLAME READING XIAXUE'S BLOG. the very last bit. I clicked.

Oh gad my eyes help me.

~~I would give my first born to have him swap with Jaejoong no no bad Jo no~~

Here have some Changmin to mend your vision, he's been looking something like a butch lesbian lately oh lols ilu baby

STFU KRISTAL. THIS IS YOUR FUTURE WORLD LEADER HERE.

MEMEMEMEME~- jolee

2008-12-02T19:41:00.001-08:00

lol ok we suck at updating this so EVERYONE DO THIS Y/Y? OK

Instructions: Put your favorite music player on shuffle (Party Shuffle on iTunes) and fill in the names of the songs in the order they show up. Or you could pick your own songs, but that's not as much fun.
;)

When I'm drunk I say:
Cold (acoustic) by Crossfade
- um. DRUNK PEOPLE GET COLD OK.

My deepest secret is:
Grieg: Piano Concerto In A Minor by Maksim
- lolololol my secret must be really pwn-ing to sound like that

My love of life was inspired by the song:
Summer Night Love by SM Town
- ;_; what? I can hear life laughing at me.

At my funeral they'll play:
Unsaid by The Fray
- Ooh that's nice~

My message to the world has always been:
Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off by Panic! At The Disco
- LOL TRUFAX

What makes me happy is:
Remember to Breathe by Dashboard Confessional
- Because breathing is like, important and stuff.

My birth was like:
Please Please Please by Head Automatica
- LMAO MOM WAS IT THAT BAD

Happiness is:
Life of a Salesman by Yellowcard
- Aw ilu too dad. Weird song title for a good song oh boo.

If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell:
Harukana Yakusoku by KAT-TUN
- LOL LIKE A CRAZY WOMAN

If I reached the top of Mount Everest, what I would scream:
Asu Wa Kuru Kara by DBSK
- O____o how do you scream that

To cheer myself up I:
Spent Some Time In A Recordstore by Stainless
- :DD I don't suppose there's a song out there titled "Shag a Dongbang boy"

This song describes my grandparents:
Rockstar by Nickelback
- KJAHDJKASHK MY GRAMPS ARE AWESOME

This song will be playing when I meet the love of my life:
Stab My Back by All American Rejects
- ;_; Really? Damn.

My favorite thing to do is:
Eve's Warning by BoA feat. Shindong
- ? SYUPER JUNIOR SHINDONG~

My ultimate song for dancing is:
Breathing by Yellowcard
- O-o

My friends see me as:
Don't Wanna Think About You by Simple Plan
- YOU GAIIZ SUCK.

My best friend is like:
Over the Hills And Far Away by Nighwish
- :O Well some of them are~

My family is described by the song:
Always by Saliva
- I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU, I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU ETC.

My theme song:
Schizophrenia by Blue October
- LOLOLOLOL SRSLY

I'll have a good day if I can just hear:
So Long Sweet Summer by Dashboard Confessiona
l- >.> way to go, this is like my emo!stab!cry!die!song

At my wedding they'll play:
Make Damn Sure by Taking Back Sunday
- MAKE DAMN SURE IT'S KIM JAEJOONG THAT'S WALKING DOWN THE AISLE WITH ME YOU MEAN

Highschool was like:
Lithium by Evanescence
- woah it was like a corrosive, highly flamable chemical? Sweet.

My parents are like the song:
Geek in the Pink by Jason Mraz
- LOL SOMETIMES

My alter-ego is:
Butterdly Effect by Epik High
- hot damn I have such a cool alter ego

Somewhere in my wedding vows, I will include:
Our Last Dance by Halifax
- :D Aw.

How will you die?:
Here Comes TVXQ from their Live Album
- LMAO LMAO LMAO CRYING HERE SO TRUE

My make-out song is:
Quiz by Rain
- Um. I would've preferred Ranism?

Will I ever have kids?:
Dignity by Se7en
- HAHAHAHA THAT'S A NO

stole off melyxcious@LJ

2008-11-18T01:58:00.000-08:00

I'm so sorry was gonna go find pretty layouts for blog but got distracted.

HOMGZZZZZZZAHHHMAIGOWD!!

..I think I sprained my wrist from flailing. Lol.
OBVIOUSLY. Was Big Bang-ing. *happyhappy*

Okie now I go find layout bye bye.

BUT FIRST.

Okies. NOW. Bye bye. [:

-Kris

Note from me.

2008-11-13T05:57:00.001-08:00

..This feels really weird. I've never had a group blog before.

Anyway, all I wanted to say is GET A FREAKIN LAYOUT FOR THIS THING. I refuse to PS one [I might just make someone's brain cry XDD] and on top of that, I'm too lazy to browse for layouts. Besides, I've already got two blogs to run, 3 is just too tedious and it makes my dashboard look obese.

Oh and get proper sidebar header titles too. [ = ----->]
I suck at choosing titles, nuff' said.

Again, I can't emphasize on how much this is incredibly weird...
*taps fingers*
Bye.

PS* I hate The Coffin. Seriously.

-Ezri

HELLO, CHILDREN- jolee

2008-11-12T06:12:00.000-08:00

Here. Now everyone owes me $$ and ♥♥ for setting this up~ A few quick notes before I go back to my gay Koreans <<

For the love of all things good and ghey on this planet, pOsT lIkE tHiS and I will Hunt. You. Down. With a machete, no less. Lala-ness, excessive emo-ing and HSM will not be tolerated aka imma change the password without telling you so that

I love my boyband stfu

in reference to the above, chatspeak/lolcat speak <---I think only I can understand it boo to everyone is ♥ but please keep the "n den she said she dun like her and e way she tok" to a minimum~

Prz to be putting your name on each post ~~actually this is just an excuse for me to use a badass Junsu pic~~

This blog will contain sex, crack and ~~kpop~~ ghey and sometimes, deep reflections on the life of a schoolgirl but something tells me it's gonna be mostly sex ~~excuse me look at our blog title/email add/blog url I think we need therapy~~. Is this a warning? No, it's an advertisement, get with the picture.

Does anyone want tags? Ok scratch that, knowing us, we'll never keep to them. Tag your own posts etc. I don't care

Oh my gad we still need a cbox dammit and the layout is so ugly it hurts my eyes. Ezz or Sze Yann, prz to be exercising your PS skills here kthnx just don't make our brains cry

And lastly,

Changmin welcomes you to our new blog.